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probably the best joke in the world

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« on: January 23, 2012, 11:46:07 am »


3 neighbours coming home from a drinking session, they spot a sign outside the town hall, the great soprano, magician and hypnotist.
Being abit drunk and non believers they decide to go in and heckle the poor old man.

It was the great soprano big finale and he needed 3 volunteers, he goes and chooses the 3 guys that had been heckling him all night.
Within seconds they are asleep, he tells the audience that they still won’t believe they had been hypnotised but will do the first thing they hear in the morning
He clicks his fingers and they awake, “told you you couldn’t hypnotise us”

The next morning Geoff awoke from his slumber and goes down stairs to make a cup of tea, opens the cupboard and drops the finest china on the floor. His wife shouts down from upstairs “thats it break the fcuking house up”
The next thing he knows he’s going round the house with a baseball bat, smashing everything up.

Next door stuart awakes, gets out of bed needing a p*ss steps on the dog, his wife shouts, “thats it kick the crap out of the dog why don’t you”.
Before he knows it he’s literally kicking the poor dog to death.

From next door where ben lives, Geoff and stuart can hear screams coming from the house. They quickly run to the front door and start banging as hard as they can.
Within a couple of minutes ben walks out holding a carving knife dripping with blood.
“what happened to you “they both ask.
“well” said ben, “ i felt a bit frisky this morning so starting touching up Julia, she whispers to me “you can cut that c**t out for a start”
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