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« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2013, 08:08:11 am »

I am still being offered Rebecca although she is still 3 miles away she has changed from a brunette to blonde

Rebecca so desparately wants your loins she is prepared to dye her hair for you.... Kiss
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« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2013, 09:09:09 am »

Bollocks, I thought she was going to be a special one, carefully selected for me.  Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea.
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« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2013, 09:17:20 am »

Bollocks, I thought she was going to be a special one, carefully selected for me.  Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea.


Yours is called Lill and she likes 50 pence pieces  Grin
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« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2013, 09:24:09 am »

I'm being offered a brunette Rebecca who seems to reside only 3 miles away - from the picture she looks ready to go aswell.

I've just told the mrs I'm leaving her.
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« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2013, 12:44:17 pm »

I'm being offered a brunette Rebecca who seems to reside only 3 miles away - from the picture she looks ready to go aswell.

I've just told the mrs I'm leaving her.

She was mine, but I've gone off her now.  What's your missus like Edgy and would she like to move to three miles away from Bingley?
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« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2013, 19:38:52 pm »

I keep seeing "Meet Mo" adverts which appears to be a dating site for sultry singles and chavs.
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« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2013, 20:10:49 pm »

I don't seem to be good enough to be offered Rebecca  Sad   I am getting adds for "Over 65 Funeral Plans" though  Huh?
I'd take a plan out ASAP, just in case you do ever meet Rebecca.
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« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2013, 21:04:57 pm »

Would she kill me with loving? I will have to wait a few years to take out a plan though, maybe she could kill me slowly.
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« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2013, 10:42:11 am »

She was mine, but I've gone off her now.  What's your missus like Edgy and would she like to move to three miles away from Bingley?

If i'm honest my friend she isn't talking to me at the moment after a rather unsavoury incident involving some shampoo, a dwarf and a pitcure of Gary Johnson.

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« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2013, 16:16:23 pm »

If i'm honest my friend she isn't talking to me at the moment after a rather unsavoury incident involving some shampoo, a dwarf and a pitcure of Gary Johnson.



Its alright, it not conversation I'm after.  If its mental stimulation that I want, I try to work out what Shoemaker is posting about.  Was it your picture of Tragic or hers?
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« Reply #50 on: January 18, 2013, 12:36:00 pm »

It was her picture - she has a fetish for underperforming rotund managers, you don't want to see her Barry Fry shrine, you'd think the man has died. Having a fry up takes on a very different meaning in our house.
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« Reply #51 on: January 18, 2013, 14:28:00 pm »

It was her picture - she has a fetish for underperforming rotund managers, you don't want to see her Barry Fry shrine, you'd think the man has died. Having a fry up takes on a very different meaning in our house.

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« Reply #52 on: January 18, 2013, 21:57:06 pm »

At last.. Sarah is 4 miles away.... but in this snow I will have to catch the bus or walk  Wink
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« Reply #53 on: January 21, 2013, 12:53:47 pm »

I'm very sad to report that I've just been on the Gillingham forum and Rebecca is touting for business on that site also, incidentally she's only 3 miles from Gillingham.
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« Reply #54 on: January 21, 2013, 13:05:37 pm »

I'm very sad to report that I've just been on the Gillingham forum and Rebecca is touting for business on that site also, incidentally she's only 3 miles from Gillingham.

Do you think she is Bayo's alter-ego?
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« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2013, 13:13:42 pm »

Do you think she is Bayo's alter-ego?

If that's the case then it seems I've masturbated over Bayo.
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« Reply #56 on: January 21, 2013, 14:42:51 pm »

If that's the case then it seems I've masturbated over Bayo.

Nothing new there then!!!  Grin


I am now being offered a FREE Graze box  Huh? Own up people, who grazes from the box?
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« Reply #57 on: January 21, 2013, 15:28:02 pm »

Nothing new there then!!!  Grin


I am now being offered a FREE Graze box  Huh? Own up people, who grazes from the box?

Only if it is nice and fresh.
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« Reply #58 on: January 21, 2013, 18:51:49 pm »

Has anyone seen the male incontinence one yet? Or is that unique to me.  Cheesy
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« Reply #59 on: January 21, 2013, 19:07:37 pm »

Has anyone seen the male incontinence one yet? Or is that unique to me.  Cheesy

Certainly not me... I'm getting Conrad Replacement Fluid.  They must have assumed my incontinence is incurable.
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