Let me help you out old boy. As well as being a marvellous science-fiction villain, Twisted Nematic is also the nemesis of IPS. This sort of stuff would give someone of your age a headache, I understand that, but for goodness sake try an old tie or something to keep your kecks from sliding.
That's going to send poor old Evers back to Google to try and make a witty comment implying he knew what you were talking about in the first place
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