John Terry was seen buying a Germany top and a Spain top in Kiev this
afternoon, just in case...
Spain completed over 800 passes whilst playing Ireland. The only way
England can do this is to enter Wayne Rooney on Mastermind.
Utter horror for the Greek FA as they realise that they're going to
have to book the hotel for another week.
Polish fans have been officially warned if they cause any more
trouble during Euro 2012 they will be deported back to the UK.
I always wanted to be a footballer when I was in school but I was
crap at drama.
So Poland are out of Euro 2012 - on the plus side my conservatory
will get finished now.
Don't worry, the last time Germany marched through Poland looking for
victory we ended up winning!