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« on: October 07, 2012, 20:43:45 pm »

Sorry they're a bit late and its old news now, but I've only just found them:

Good news! Megan Stammers has passed her French oral exam!!!!!


So a maths teacher takes megan stammers to france, whats the big deal? its just a field trip where she be learning how many times 30 goes into 15


"Maths test of the day.
If a 30 yr old teacher takes a 15 year old pupil 120 miles to France at an average speed of 40 miles per hour, how many years in prison will he get?"
 
 
Jeremy Forest has failed his initial prison medical. Apparently it was due to having a dilated pupil.


Now Megan Stammers and Jeremy Forrest have been found safe in France.
The defence lawyers have seized his iPhone 5 as evidence.
The map app is apparently insisting they are still on a school trip in Margate.


My Scouse mate (lets call him Pattcobb) is disgusted by the Megan Stammers case.
"A 30-year old abducting a girl of 15!" he said. "Old enough to be her grandad."


A friend of mine came running up to me at work today:
"Bingers! They've found that Megan Stammers lass and her teacher, they were in France!"
"Nice."
"No, Bordeaux apparently!"



Dear Jim,
Please could you fix it for the girl in my class who I really fancy to come on holiday with me.

Yours sincerely,
Jeremy Forrest, 30.

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