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« on: October 07, 2012, 20:46:48 pm » |
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And if we're going to be offensive, we might as well have some Jimmy Saville jokes as well:
All these revelations about Jimmy Saville are no surprise. I walked into a room at the BBC once to see a guy with his hand right up a bird.
Turns out it was Rod Hull.
JD sports have launched the Jimmy Savile memorial tracksuit. You get an adult size top but have to squeeze into kids bottoms.
I always thought there was something fishy about Jimmy Saville's cigar!
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 20:40:33 pm » |
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Susan Boyle has today come out in defence of Jimmy Saville: "I was on Jim'll Fixit when I was 13 and he never touched me up"
"Dear Jim. Can you fix it for me two have a play day with two girls in year 8 at my school?" Yours, Ian Huntley.
I'm going to a fancy dress party on Halloween at the local girls' school. I've bought a tracksuit, a blonde wig, a fat cigar and a gold medallion. That should scare the f@ck out of them.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 06:25:40 am » |
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George Clooney and Brad Pitt have signed up to a movie about the life of Jimmy Saville. It's going to be called "Oh, She's Eleven".
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 22:17:45 pm » |
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Freddie Starr has been arrested now. His 34 year old fiancee said that in the 25 years they have been together she never had any concerns about his behaviour
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 22:37:53 pm » |
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Scariest pumpkin ever.   |
To baldly go where no Betamax has gone before...
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2012, 17:22:53 pm » |
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I hear that Jimmy Somerville has just been beaten up by parents in P@@hboro!
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 15:10:52 pm » |
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What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?
One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls.
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For goodness sake Doc we are NOT going down you heard it here 1st  (I damn well hope that does not come back to haunt me) |
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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2013, 15:43:19 pm » |
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Dear Jim,
Can you fix it for me to appear on It's a Knockout?
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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