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« on: October 07, 2012, 21:46:48 pm »

And if we're going to be offensive, we might as well have some Jimmy Saville jokes as well:


All these revelations about Jimmy Saville are no surprise. I walked into a room at the BBC once to see a guy with his hand right up a bird.
Turns out it was Rod Hull.


JD sports have launched the Jimmy Savile memorial tracksuit. You get an adult size top but have to squeeze into kids bottoms.
 

I always thought there was something fishy about Jimmy Saville's cigar!
 
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 21:40:33 pm »

Susan Boyle has today come out in defence of Jimmy Saville: "I was on Jim'll Fixit when I was 13 and he never touched me up"

"Dear Jim.  Can you fix it for me two have a play day with two girls in year 8 at my school?"  Yours, Ian Huntley.

I'm going to a fancy dress party on Halloween at the local girls' school.  I've bought a tracksuit, a blonde wig, a fat cigar and a gold medallion.  That should scare the f@ck out of them.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 07:25:40 am »

George Clooney and Brad Pitt have signed up to a movie about the life of Jimmy Saville. It's going to be called "Oh, She's Eleven".
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 23:17:45 pm »

Freddie Starr has been arrested now. His 34 year old fiancee said that in the 25 years they have been together she never had any concerns about his behaviour
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 23:37:53 pm »

Scariest pumpkin ever.  Grin

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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2012, 18:22:53 pm »

I hear that Jimmy Somerville has just been beaten up by parents in P@@hboro!
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 16:10:52 pm »

What's the difference between Eden Hazard and Jimmy Savile?
One beats ball boys, the other one beats boys' balls.
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For goodness sake Doc we are NOT going down  Grin   you heard it here 1st  Wink

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2013, 16:43:19 pm »

Dear Jim,
Can you fix it for me to appear on It's a Knockout?
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