singcobb
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« on: November 09, 2012, 18:49:35 pm » |
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The missus bought a paperback In the city, Saturday, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "Fifty Shades Of Grey".
Well I just left her to it, At 10 I went to bed. At 11pm she reappeared; The sight filled me with dread...
In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on to the floor, And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn't weathered well; She's 84 next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Then things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up onto her feet; A coupla minutes later; Then she put her teeth back in Told me to dominate 'er!!
Now if you knew our Doris well, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd just spent months in traction For the last complaint I'd muttered.
She stood there nude, real naked like; Bent forward just a bit... And I was just so mesmerised, I stepped on her left tit!
Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more; About what we did that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned "Fifty Shades Of Grey"
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defender
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 17:10:44 pm » |
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Super! Well done, very funny.
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