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« on: January 16, 2013, 10:37:34 am »

Why do people when waiting at a road crossing and the button on the traffic lights has clearly already been pressed then feel the need to press it again just to make sure?

Also, why do people go to the gym and then come outside and have a smoke?

My other big query is why do clearly overweight women on Gold St feel the need to wander around in tight leggings, sometimes you can even see sweat patches and to be honest when I'm walking back from Greggs with my sausage roll in hand, it often ruins the culinary delight I was hoping to enjoy.

Another one for you, when traffic lights are on red why do cars keep edging forwards, why for the love of god do people do this?

Final question, why do birds suddenly appear?
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 18:21:10 pm »

Why when people go to the gym do they park there car as close as possible so they don't have to walk !!

 Why do fat people drink diet coke
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 19:51:14 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 20:20:30 pm »

......Final question, why do birds suddenly appear?

as in, everytime you are near?Huh?

Why do Ford, BMW & 4x4 drivers not bother with indicators? Really irritating when waiting at a busy roundabout - assuming they are going straight on across you, only to find they exit before they get to you.
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 20:37:04 pm »


My other big query is why do clearly overweight women on Gold St feel the need to wander around in tight leggings, sometimes you can even see sweat patches


Seems to be the fashion for women in Northampton.

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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 21:17:26 pm »

Why do young drivers with years of life left, drive at speeds that could kill them, and elderly drivers who could drop dead at any moment, drive so slowly? If I was 78 I'd speed everywhere, so I have more time to enjoy spending my money on hookers and drugs.
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 06:25:05 am »

Try this one out, when you see someone look at their watch ask them the time and they will look at their watch again despite the fact that they looked at it just 2 seconds before
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 10:03:10 am »

Why when you tread in dog poo do you feel the need to stretch your leg out as far as you can away from you?
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2013, 10:05:46 am »

Why do people over 30 feel the need to make a little groan noise when bending down to pick something off the floor?
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 10:08:58 am »

Why do you feel compelled to stare at a dogs bollocks swinging about when they are passing you in a park etc? It is the last place you want to look at that moment in time but you still do it!
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 10:25:01 am »

Why do people own Staffordshire bull terriers  Huh? And if you have one I don't want to hear how it would never hurt a fly etc


http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/health/girl-s-foot-amputated-after-savage-attack-by-family-s-staffordshire-bull-terrier-puppy-1-4689201
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 21:26:08 pm »

People on trains in London, have an overwhelming urge, to stare at, use, fiddle with, text, tweet, their mobile phones at 06.30 in the morning?  Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2013, 08:24:30 am »

Why do I always need to take a sh!t when I am in a hurry
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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2013, 10:28:39 am »

people who have just picked up their dog's steaming pile of poo, put it in CLEAR plastic bags, and then walk along gaily swinging it like Mary Poppins.
They should stuff it in their pocket. At least then I'd be spared the sight of it, AND it'd keep their hand warm.
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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2013, 15:55:32 pm »

Why O why  Huh?


http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/local/northamptonshire-officials-warn-of-need-to-clear-snow-from-cars-before-driving-1-4704070
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« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2013, 21:21:54 pm »

Why do people use snow as a reason not to appear at work when public transport and mark one legs are still operating?
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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2013, 21:28:22 pm »

Why do people use snow as a reason not to appear at work when public transport and mark one legs are still operating?
Unless people have done a Medman ex in Canada they have no idea what driving in snow and ice is like!
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« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2013, 21:59:13 pm »

Unless people have done a Medman ex in Canada they have no idea what driving in snow and ice is like!

I did 7 months there one year, never one day when anyone had a day off because of the snow. Minus 25 with a wind chill across the prairie up to minus 46.
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« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2013, 22:51:17 pm »

people who have just picked up their dog's steaming pile of poo, put it in CLEAR plastic bags, and then walk along gaily swinging it like Mary Poppins.
They should stuff it in their pocket. At least then I'd be spared the sight of it, AND it'd keep their hand warm.

It's to show they really have picked up their dog's Posh. If they use an opaque bag, they may just be carrying random rubbish whilst leaving the Posh to add to the excitement for pedestrians trying to negotiate ice-covered pavements.
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« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2013, 23:00:57 pm »

.... Smart phones do the dimmest things? whenever I scroll through this board, my dim phone keeps thinking I'm trying to 'Reply', or report a 'Spam Post'.
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