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« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2013, 18:53:51 pm » |
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Why do people at the Esso station on the Welly Road, fill up with fuel, then go and do a weeks grocery shopping, thus blocking the pump off for ten minutes?
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To baldly go where no Betamax has gone before...
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2014, 12:15:20 pm » |
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Why do lifts have a button for the floor that you are already on?
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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Tyro
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« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2014, 15:48:54 pm » |
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As the Roger Whittaker sang Why?
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Do you know what "Nemesis" means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by a sex starved voyeur that is Tyro.
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New Dawn Fades
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« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2014, 17:48:37 pm » |
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Why do I always pick the shopping trolley (Cart for Mr Feelgood) that has a dodgy wheel or is soaking bloody wet when it hasn't even rained.
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Can of Strongbow, Im a mess
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2014, 20:58:29 pm » |
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Why do I always pick the shopping trolley (Cart for Mr Feelgood) that has a dodgy wheel or is soaking bloody wet when it hasn't even rained.
...or full of the previous shoppers rubbish...
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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New Dawn Fades
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Why do people park on the opposite side of the road to where they live when their is space directly outside their own bloody house?
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Can of Strongbow, Im a mess
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southofthecounty
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Why do the Highways Agency put signs up on motorways telling you the name of the river you are about to cross? It's not as if you're going to say "oh this is my exit".
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New Dawn Fades
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Why do human beings bite the inside of their own mouths?
Why do people say "nice weather for ducks" when its raining on a bank holiday?
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Can of Strongbow, Im a mess
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cobbler_rob
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Why do people think UKIP are the answer to this country's problems?
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Wolvo
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Why do people think UKIP are the answer to this country's problems?
I think a lot of people vote for them as more of a protest vote than think they are the actual solution. Me personally, I can't choose a single person I'd want to vote for.
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Pink Army!
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New Dawn Fades
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« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2014, 16:54:05 pm » |
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Why do people buy massive 4x4s and drive them like they will disintegrate if go faster than 20 mph.
Also Personnel number plates, why? I don`t care who you are just drive your f***ing car properly.
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Can of Strongbow, Im a mess
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betamax toploader
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« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2014, 19:12:41 pm » |
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Also Personnel number plates, why? I don`t care who you are just drive your ****ing car properly.
Im with you all the way on this. And the more pompous amongst them, insist on calling them "cherished plates".
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To baldly go where no Betamax has gone before...
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2014, 08:19:02 am » |
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Why do... Christmas Tree lights always come out tangled with at least one not working that takes ages to find out which one despite them all working and them being put away as tidy as possible after last years use?
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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singcobb
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« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2014, 08:49:50 am » |
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Why do... Christmas Tree lights always come out tangled with at least one not working that takes ages to find out which one despite them all working and them being put away as tidy as possible after last years use?
Don't you know about the Christmas Gnomes? They visit every house and do this for a laugh.
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New Dawn Fades
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« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2015, 18:40:25 pm » |
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Why do cyclists think that traffic light signals do not apply to them. The next time you run a red light i will run you down and crush your bike you shiny bummed cretin.
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Can of Strongbow, Im a mess
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Alwaysdark
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« Reply #55 on: September 28, 2015, 18:51:31 pm » |
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Why does the big hairy spider that runs out from my study into the front room and back again at 7:30 in the evening feel the need to do this.
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In the sad town cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside.
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pattcobb
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« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2015, 16:55:03 pm » |
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Why does the big hairy spider that runs out from my study into the front room and back again at 7:30 in the evening feel the need to do this.
Why do you have a study?
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Lending a queer eye on things 🌈
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Grove
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« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2015, 19:36:46 pm » |
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Why do old people do their shopping at weekends when most of the working public do theirs. anyone retired should be banned from shopping sat and sun
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Alwaysdark
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« Reply #58 on: October 04, 2015, 18:31:34 pm » |
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Why do you have a study?
To study things in.
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In the sad town cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside.
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« Reply #59 on: October 11, 2015, 21:07:26 pm » |
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Why do buses run more frequently during the day when everyone is at work. Then run reduced frequency at evenings and weekends.
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Lending a queer eye on things 🌈
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