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« Reply #60 on: October 23, 2015, 19:42:39 pm »

Why do young women have to put this stupid face when taking a selfie?



Someone tell me      WHY?
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« Reply #61 on: October 25, 2015, 23:27:29 pm »

Why do people moan about The Hotel End forum and generally put it down but still visit and post on here.

This site is as rotten as the broom cupboard.

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« Reply #62 on: January 13, 2016, 07:42:21 am »

Why do we not have a sign warning us of the sign warning us of the 'cleaning in progress - wet floor' sign?
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« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2016, 23:03:51 pm »

Why do so many cars have light bulbs that don't work nowadays? Check your bulbs and stay safe  Wink
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« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2016, 23:57:56 pm »

Why do I find myself reading this thread again.
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« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2016, 08:18:51 am »

Why do so many cars have light bulbs that don't work nowadays? Check your bulbs and stay safe  Wink

For the cars with the new LED headlights it could be the cost. One of those babies will set you back north of a grand.
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« Reply #66 on: April 01, 2016, 21:20:10 pm »

For the cars with the new LED headlights it could be the cost. One of those babies will set you back north of a grand.

Do you mean DRL's? Daytime running lights. 
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« Reply #67 on: April 02, 2016, 10:36:18 am »

Do you mean DRL's? Daytime running lights. 

Not just DRLs. Some of the newer cars have LED headlights. They were first used on Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercs and Toyota and are becoming more common.

Exmple: If you are lucky enough to own and R8 and you have a minor front end prang. You can kiss goodbye to nearly 3,000 quid for new lights before you even start paying for labour. The upshot will be that more and more cars will become insurance write offs that before would have been repaired, which will increase everyone's premiums.
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« Reply #68 on: May 09, 2016, 09:34:44 am »

...people sat in traffic think their windows are not transparent whilst they eat their nose breakfast...
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« Reply #69 on: May 09, 2016, 13:10:01 pm »

...people sat in traffic think their windows are not transparent whilst they eat their nose breakfast...

The green crown jewels have antibiotic properties so eating them all up does you some good.
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« Reply #70 on: October 04, 2016, 11:37:05 am »

Why why why Delilah?
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« Reply #71 on: November 20, 2016, 18:48:03 pm »

Perfume advertisements. Why do they have to be quite so shit.
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« Reply #72 on: November 20, 2016, 20:02:13 pm »

Perfume advertisements. Why do they have to be quite so shit.

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« Reply #73 on: November 23, 2016, 00:20:19 am »

Because you are worth it.  Kiss

I prefer Brut (e)   ... ET TU.

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« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2017, 23:54:32 pm »

Why do clams live over 500 years old?


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« Reply #75 on: February 25, 2017, 10:44:16 am »

Why do the men have to fill the family cars with fuel ? Do women fear the large fuel nozzle?
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« Reply #76 on: June 13, 2017, 13:57:43 pm »

Because people are uncertain about things that surround them.
And they keep in mind things that they need/want, not the things that surrounding people need/want.
So, the think about themselves and act the same way, without paying enough attention to other participants of the society.
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« Reply #77 on: June 17, 2017, 22:57:39 pm »

Why do people wonder why cars have lights not working in winter they are used the most ?
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« Reply #78 on: July 03, 2017, 16:31:07 pm »

Why do Nivea have new models every year for their anti aging cream?

Why does my toilet paper have puppies embossed on it? Is a puppy the absolute apogee in arse wiping?
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« Reply #79 on: July 05, 2017, 10:52:43 am »

..the adverts for PPI keep saying to get in before the deadline which has now been extended again until 2019?
Has anyone had a PPI payment?
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