oop_north
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2013, 22:10:42 pm » |
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....we all have this crazy love affair with the Cobblers?
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Enya_NTFC
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« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2013, 23:52:52 pm » |
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people who have just picked up their dog's steaming pile of poo, put it in CLEAR plastic bags, and then walk along gaily swinging it like Mary Poppins. .
I do this
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TheEdgeyMole
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2013, 12:23:22 pm » |
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Why do people say 'If I'm honest' ?
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2013, 13:20:36 pm » |
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or "no disrespect" but then they do....
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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IwishIwasafly
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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2013, 14:35:48 pm » |
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Why do people complain about Saturday night TV but then still keep on watching the crap?
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So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our balls
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singcobb
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« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2013, 15:25:01 pm » |
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Why do people from the local church look at me strangely when they ask for a donation and I offer them some blood from the next ritual sacrifice?
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betamax toploader
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« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2013, 18:48:33 pm » |
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people who have just picked up their dog's steaming pile of poo, put it in CLEAR plastic bags, and then walk along gaily swinging it like Mary Poppins. They should stuff it in their pocket. At least then I'd be spared the sight of it, AND it'd keep their hand warm.
Whilst working at Lodge Farm last year, i noticed that the good people of Kings Heath, had taken to tying said plastic bags to the nearest tree or bush. At head height. Nice touch.
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To baldly go where no Betamax has gone before...
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southofthecounty
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« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2013, 17:24:12 pm » |
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Whilst working at Lodge Farm last year, i noticed that the good people of Kings Heath, had taken to tying said plastic bags to the nearest tree or bush. At head height. Nice touch.
Sh!t heads
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Bunny
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2013, 23:41:02 pm » |
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Whilst working at Lodge Farm last year, i noticed that the good people of Kings Heath, had taken to tying said plastic bags to the nearest tree or bush. At head height. Nice touch.
If you go sticking your head into bushes you really deserve a bag of s*** in your face.
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Always a happy bunny
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IwishIwasafly
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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2013, 00:48:49 am » |
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Dogs dangling doings does dissipate doggers doing disgraceful dirty deeds.
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So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our balls
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betamax toploader
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« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2013, 19:04:43 pm » |
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If you go sticking your head into bushes you really deserve a bag of **** in your face. Thank you!
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To baldly go where no Betamax has gone before...
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2013, 07:40:20 am » |
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Why do people feel compelled to ask questions?
Yeh, why is that?
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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betamax toploader
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« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2013, 20:47:23 pm » |
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Jack Russell owners tie a hanky around their dogs neck?
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To baldly go where no Betamax has gone before...
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southofthecounty
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« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2013, 21:14:48 pm » |
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Jack Russell owners tie a hanky around their dogs neck?
Oh oh I know this one! They've either never had children, or the children have grown up, emigrated, and never call. See also people carrying Yorkies.
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Poggy
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« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2013, 06:44:06 am » |
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Why do people who have a considerably large amount of shopping use the self scanning machines at supermarkets which takes longer than if they queued at the check out.
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TheEdgeyMole
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« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2013, 08:20:49 am » |
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Why do people spend ages at cash points? Surely you already planned to go to the cash point to get some cash, you don't need to take hours checking balances, getting receipts, putting in additional cards etc, dickhead.
*this happened in front of me this morning
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IwishIwasafly
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2013, 22:01:40 pm » |
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Why does everyone want an Audi? So they are a good solid reliable car but why does the British car buying public have the thinking power of a sheep? Take a trip on the M1 in rush hour and every other car is an Audi it seems. At least the fad for buying 3 seris BMW's seems to have worn off
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So where were the spiders, while the fly tried to break our balls
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2013, 11:14:23 am » |
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Why do people keep running over a piece of string/thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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New Dawn Fades
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« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2013, 18:40:09 pm » |
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Why do people send txt messages to each other when they are separated by only a flight of stairs and the lack of motivation. Annoys me more than the inevitable Chris Arthur goal will tomorrow.
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Can of Strongbow, Im a mess
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