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« on: January 16, 2013, 10:33:27 am »

I've heard that Tesco burgers are very low fat, but rather high in shergar.
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 10:55:52 am »

I don't know what the issue is, the majority of processed meat consumed in Germany is horse meat, it was neigh problem for me.... Cool
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« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 13:07:57 pm »

I ended up in hospital after eating Tesco burgers.  I'm in a stable condition but still have the trots
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« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 13:21:50 pm »


I was as surprised as the next man to hear that a Tesco burger actually had 29% meat content.

Isn't it funny how most people said "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" as they tucked into a Tesco burger at the family barbecue.

HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco.  Just tell them HMV stands for Horse Meat Voucher.

My posh girlfriend likes to eat Waitrose finest beef burgers with a bit of red wine.  I prefer Tesco's value burgers with a bit of Red Rum.

Just been to Tesco's for the Cheltenham steaks.

Tesco's have announced that traces of Zebra in some of their bar codes.
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2013, 05:27:10 am »

I've got some tesco burgers in my fridge.... and they're off!
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2013, 16:42:22 pm »

I prefer My Lidl pony.
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2013, 18:52:12 pm »

Tried one today, it was galloping....
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2013, 18:59:37 pm »

If you've been put off Tesco's burgers, try their meat balls.............they're the dogs bollocks!
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2013, 17:21:19 pm »

I`ve just had a shyte after eating some of them Tesco burgers.
It was good to firm and soft in places.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 15:27:44 pm »

Tesco's are having a special on their points card next week at the service stations and the meat counters.

It's only fuels and horses.
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2013, 16:31:20 pm »

I had one last night - I've still go the bit between my teeth
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2013, 07:36:45 am »

Tesco in trouble again. Human DNA found in Welsh lamb.
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2013, 11:21:37 am »

Tesco in trouble again. Human DNA found in Welsh lamb.


         I like it, VERY GOOD!
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2013, 07:11:02 am »

Its spread to China now - some fast food restaurants have started selling quarter-pandas.
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