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« on: February 14, 2013, 17:03:44 pm »

Really don't understand all the fuss. He can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentines Day, shoot a load in his girlfriends face whilst imagining she was someone else

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
don't sneak up
on Oscar Pretorius....
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 17:19:14 pm »

It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow...
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 18:01:56 pm »

When he said he wanted to be like able bodied athletes nobody envisaged he meant OJ Simpson
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 20:17:20 pm »

It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow...

Apparently he's now trying to blame it on being absolutely legless  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 20:37:30 pm »

Maybe he thought that she was being too 'below-the-kneedy'
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 21:18:51 pm »

I wouldnt wanna be in his shoes.
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2013, 10:15:27 am »

'Can you believe that Oscar Pistorius, he shoots his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, but the next day is still walking about with a spring in his step!'
 
'New evidence has been found by the police outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder...............
 
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 18:52:01 pm »

New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case, police have recovered a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene...and a couple of stumps
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 21:12:12 pm »

Oscar Pritorius....is for the high jump.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2013, 22:15:51 pm »

Police have said they`ve just found a list containg 20 more names of women Pistorios wnated to shoot.
They`ve named it "Shinless List".
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2013, 05:16:16 am »

Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison.
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2016, 17:48:54 pm »

Oscar wanted a new bathroom door

but his girlfriend was dead against it
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2016, 06:19:58 am »

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