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« on: February 14, 2013, 17:03:44 pm » |
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Really don't understand all the fuss. He can't be the first bloke to wake up legless on Valentines Day, shoot a load in his girlfriends face whilst imagining she was someone else
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
don't sneak up
on Oscar Pretorius....
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 17:19:14 pm » |
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It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow...
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Luton Cobbler
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 18:01:56 pm » |
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When he said he wanted to be like able bodied athletes nobody envisaged he meant OJ Simpson
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 20:17:20 pm » |
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It's not looking good for him, he won't have a leg to stand on in court tomorrow...
Apparently he's now trying to blame it on being absolutely legless  |
Pink Army!
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wrigleys
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 20:37:30 pm » |
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Maybe he thought that she was being too 'below-the-kneedy'
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Intravenous real ale at Sixfields. Make it happen
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 21:18:51 pm » |
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I wouldnt wanna be in his shoes.
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To baldly go where no Betamax has gone before...
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singcobb
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2013, 10:15:27 am » |
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'Can you believe that Oscar Pistorius, he shoots his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, but the next day is still walking about with a spring in his step!'
'New evidence has been found by the police outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder...............
footprints.
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Tyler
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« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 18:52:01 pm » |
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New revelations in the Oscar Pistorius case, police have recovered a cricket bat covered in blood on the scene...and a couple of stumps
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Insider
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 21:12:12 pm » |
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Oscar Pritorius....is for the high jump.
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fatblokecobbler
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2013, 22:15:51 pm » |
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Police have said they`ve just found a list containg 20 more names of women Pistorios wnated to shoot.
They`ve named it "Shinless List".
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"She stripped to the beat but her clothes stay on."
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Dr Feelgood
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2013, 05:16:16 am » |
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Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.
I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison.
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For goodness sake Doc we are NOT going down  you heard it here 1st  (I damn well hope that does not come back to haunt me) |
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MoultonFox
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2016, 17:48:54 pm » |
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Oscar wanted a new bathroom door
but his girlfriend was dead against it
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Deepcut Cobbler
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2016, 06:19:58 am » |
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“They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.” Laurence Binyon
The Hotelend Grand National Sweepstake Champion 2009
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