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« on: April 08, 2013, 17:25:15 pm »

Well somebody's got to be the first to post some of the jokes going around ,so I'll start with

Thatchers only been in hell for 2 hours and already she's closed down 3 furnaces !
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 21:03:54 pm »

What will the Iron lady be known as in two weeks time?

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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 21:04:36 pm »

When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "f***ing brilliant!"

Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.

Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 21:05:27 pm »

Just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave.

Beautiful really, but I think they should have made the dancefloor bigger.
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 21:06:55 pm »

Doctors tonight have described Baroness Thatchers condition as "Satisfactory"
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2013, 21:24:37 pm »

This new Argentinian pope doesn't hang about does he.
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2013, 12:00:06 pm »

Rod Stewart has been asked to sing at Margaret Thatcher's funeral. But 'Wake Up Maggie' may not be everyone's favourite.
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 20:38:57 pm »

Reports have come out that Jimmy Saville was a good friend of Thatcher , just when you think his reputation couldn't get any lower !
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