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« on: August 31, 2013, 13:11:16 pm » |
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A white man and his best mate who was a black man were driving on the motorway in a van and having some banter about what colour God was, they got so involved in the subject that they crashed into an HGV lorry and they both died. Up to heaven went they, When they arrived at the gates, St Peter met them, ''Greetings'' he said, ''you are both very welcome here'' The White man asked Peter'' is God black or white?'' Peter replied ''you can ask him when you enter and he will tell you, you can't see him, but he will answer you'' So in they went. Peter said to the white man ''if you go into that room you can ask God what you like''
So in he went, he came back after a couple of minutes and said to his mate, ''God is white'' ''Did he say so?'' said his mate, ''well not in so many words, ''but he is clearly white'' ''What did he say'' said his black mate. The white man said ''I said to God ''are you black or white'' God replied ''Son we are all equal'' ''So what does that prove?'' asked the black man. ''Well'' he replied if he was black he would have said, ''We is all equal innitt!
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