Yes please, Deepcut.

Will we be able to fit in Ansells Hotel Cabin in there?

The cabin should fit .. not so sure about the additional number of toilet cubicles that would be required.

I get the jitters every time the ball is played back to Moulden.

Just ignore the current colour. Just trying to get it a bit better to see. We will get something more appropriate soon.

Maybe a light, subtle claret ?

I've just done the responsible thing and reported Tony as being officially 'MIA' to the Thai authorities.

My Uncle once went to Portsmouth and had a coffee with one of his best mates,
who used to have a shop in Southampton.
The Uncle used to work in Dover but left to live in Nottingham just before Covid.

Your uncle was, clearly, a well travelled man.

Welcome James to a very important job at NTFC, so the club can progress off the field.

I hope he realises nearly half the support comes from outside Northampton so commercially the County and Millton Keynes area should be targeted as well.

Good luck.

 .... plus Horsham 

I see THE’s Cultural Attache (Australia Branch) has been spreading some much needed festive cheer on the Yellow’s Forum. The Little Tinker 

Merry Christmas, all.

Measure twice, cut once. My Dad taught me that.

I trust the vasectomy passed without incident??

Rob, unfortunately not but I have been to each of the previous rounds supporting them and a couple of league games this season, as I've mentioned before on this Forum, the football they play is of an excellent quality and as I type this they are drawing 3-3 against a team near the top of our league, in our current form I wouldn't fancy our chances against the Hornets.

C’mon you Hornets!

Heres mine (since my first game in '94). Based on who i loved watching play, but it's also one hell of a team

GK: Welch

CB: Gyepes
CB: Warburton
LB: Holt
RB: Crowe

CM: I Taylor
CM: O'Toole
LW: M Smith
RW: Holmes

ST: Bayo
ST: McGleish

Subs: Bunn, Maloney, Sampson, Hunter, Hoskins, Gayle, Forrester.

Pedj Bojic + Micky Warner on standby.

A good shout, Monkey.

My eyesight’s not what it used to be .... can’t see Greg Campbell

Surprised the Horsham Cobbler hasn’t commented yet.  Away to Horsham?

Would need to be at Sixfields, as Horsham’s capacity is only around 1,890 and myself and #1 are not sufficiently big in the Cheese department when it comes to getting tickets. Let’s see how the balls fall tomorrow afternoon 😎

This is a big test of our resilience now. Squad depth and brittle fitness of key players always looked like our main weaknesses and this is probably the player we could least afford to lose. I'd like to say I'm confident, but my view on Monthe wavers from game to game and even within games. Fingers crossed.

To use a movie analogy, during the course of a game Monthe can flit between ‘War Horse’ and ‘Bambi On Ice’

now thats a tune!

Wasn’t it Milk and Alcohol ...... Dr Feelgood ??

Well, you do insist on paying £100 to watch Taylor Swift! 

Wrong Cobbler in Horsham, Rob !

Derby rail ticket in the bin .... Horsham v Cheshunt in the Isthmian Premier League for my footie fix.

I will try that one when my wife asks me yet again for a dish washer.

Over the years have you allowed her the luxury of a vote?

Big zit was it? 

As the crow flies, B is a good 4 inches from P on my keyboard!

I have a distaste for Boro too, having almost lost my eye after being attacked by several Posh on a walk back to the station and an Ambulance crew insistent on taking me to hospital that I declined. First and only time I've seen stars after being kicked in the head several times!

In these parts he's known locally as "The Cyclops Cobbler".

Can we wait until after the redevelopment? The fun bit hasn’t started yet.

Let it go, man.