Oh dear, I sense there is some hope still sloshing around, haven't we not learned yet than to get our hopes up?
I'll have a go...
It's actually better to be bottom now, there's nearly a third of the season left to play yet!!
Nobody got relegated in March (except Sheff Utd maybe) so c'mon lads! It's the bottom four that go down on the last day, plenty to play for.
We will win 10 of the last 15.
(some of these are facts
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