Wrong Target

[Terryfenwickatemyhamster]

If I didn't know better, I might think you were sh*t stirring 

Well… I’m glad you do know better.

[Terryfenwickatemyhamster]

I think the Trust are real amigos. I have had a run-in with KT over Sixfields Travel Club and he gets really defensive and quite nasty. I think he wants to control everything. Reminds me of Valerie Singleton.

Ain’t it a total bummer when you edit your post because it's totally and utterly OTT, but someone has captured it in quotes 

[Melbourne Cobbler]

Ain’t it a total bummer when you edit your post because it's totally and utterly OTT, but someone has captured it in quotes 

Made me laugh, a surreal combination to get a point across.

[BedsCobb]

With everyone's attention and efforts focused on getting a cheap fit out of a substandard tiny stand containing just 10 boxes and little else, which when built still doesn't allow the club to trade properly in League 1,
 it then surprises me as to why so many that have no affiliation or will have long term involvement with our club, head the table in decision making of such vital importance.

Its been obvious that the owners of our club have little regards to the growth of our club, intend to do as little as possible to get the land deal they seek are speaking to a council that have little belief in our clubs potential outside of division 4. This leads to the focus firmly put on fitting out a stand that let's face it could easily be funded to a satisfactory standard by our club (not outsider speculators) working with local businesses and other investors.
While all our attentions are focused in the wrong location we could be addressing the real issue holding back our club and that is not being able to freely sell as many league 1 matchday tickets as demand dictates especially for the biggest 7 games thus making the ground look less non league and more professional,  which in itself attracts fans to our superbly located football club.

It is mportant that the WNC CNDL NTFC and yes the supporters trust do not continue with this blinkered belief that the east stand fit out is so all important,  or our club will never escape the basement division.

I would like to force the issue that sees the latest owners made to finish the east stand to get their 17 acres of land and quit ties with the club.
The remaining 4 acres of the Sixfields complex used to fund the extension of the south stand to increase capacity to accommodate 3500 spectators. A safe standing terrace built up behind the left in situe seats would allow for an atmospheric shared stand which is depending on away support uptake.

There you go, no devide and a truly 100% agreeable plan we can all be united on .. Yes?




 

[Terryfenwickatemyhamster]

I would like to force the issue that sees the latest owners made to finish the east stand to get their 17 acres of land and quit ties with the club.
 

When you say you “would like to force the issue”. Is it safe to assume that the FORCE won’t extend any further than your keyboard? 

But I do agree with a plan that supports a minimum of league one football, with improved away support provision.

[BedsCobb]

When you say you “would like to force the issue”. Is it safe to assume that the FORCE won’t extend any further than your keyboard? 

But I do agree with a plan that supports a minimum of league one football, with improved away support provision.

I've put questions directly to those whom need to be questioned.
The answers are always garbledy gooch that skirt the question so why bother😂

If it's made common knowledge that a little fit out of the east stand is only partially what our club requires to allow it to progress,  then it will stop cndl and WNC making out the East stand is such a big deal..it is only a part of what's needed, what about the rest?
Now is the time for negotiations not when its all carved up and gone to Dubai Florida or possibly Dublin.

[Horsham Cobbler]

"Gobbledygook"

[Terryfenwickatemyhamster]

garbledy gooch

Sounds painful. I’d get a bit of cream on that mate 

[Coolcat]

Sounds painful. I’d get a bit of cream on that mate 

A painful condition... often referred to as a 'Graham' 

[BedsCobb]

  Yes, I thought it didn't look right.
10 hotelend points for the first person who can correctly identify where on the body is the 'gooch'

[Coolcat]

Yes, I thought it didn't look right.
10 hotelend points for the first person who can correctly identify where on the body is the 'gooch'

Not sure, but bet a kick in the Gooch hurts! 

[Terryfenwickatemyhamster]

Yes, I thought it didn't look right.
10 hotelend points for the first person who can correctly identify where on the body is the 'gooch'

I once dressed an ulcer on the Perineum of a patient in our care. Between the anus and genitals. Lovely little job 😀😀

[Tabasco Kid]

I once dressed an ulcer on the Perineum of a patient in our care. Between the anus and genitals. Lovely little job 😀😀

Have you both been reading Rogers Profanisaurus?
And the thought of the Hamster in his little nurses uniform going into detail, on a thread called the Wrong Target, is now etched on my mind. 

[Terryfenwickatemyhamster]

Have you both been reading Rogers Profanisaurus?
And the thought of the Hamster in his little nurses uniform going into detail, on a thread called the Wrong Target, is now etched on my mind. 

 

It was a thing of beauty. 😀

[BackOfTheNet]

A few years back we went away for New Year with a weird mish mash of friends and their relatives. The teenage son of a mate (who was a pretty good raconteur) was telling a lengthy story of how he and his mates had been stopped by the authorities upon arrival in Germany on a train from Amsterdam. He was interrupted in telling his tale by the arrival of another friend's parents. Her mum was a perfectly nice lady but was a very prim, proper, prudish WI/churchy type and once all the greetings were out of the way and they'd sat down with the rest of us, the lad was invited to finish his story. With the moment pretty much gone and his flow interrupted, he decided to just cut to the chase and summarise the rest of it with the immortal line "So they made me pull my pants down and bend over while they inspected my gooch."

I'm now unable to hear the word gooch without picturing her eyes out on hat pegs and the resulting tumbleweed moment!

[guest49]

I thought it was to describe someone with an upright batting stance.

[Peter Frost]

.....well this one has gone seriously off topic - refreshingly so!

[Melbourne Cobbler]

A few years back we went away for New Year with a weird mish mash of friends and their relatives. The teenage son of a mate (who was a pretty good raconteur) was telling a lengthy story of how he and his mates had been stopped by the authorities upon arrival in Germany on a train from Amsterdam. He was interrupted in telling his tale by the arrival of another friend's parents. Her mum was a perfectly nice lady but was a very prim, proper, prudish WI/churchy type and once all the greetings were out of the way and they'd sat down with the rest of us, the lad was invited to finish his story. With the moment pretty much gone and his flow interrupted, he decided to just cut to the chase and summarise the rest of it with the immortal line "So they made me pull my pants down and bend over while they inspected my gooch."

I'm now unable to hear the word gooch without picturing her eyes out on hat pegs and the resulting tumbleweed moment!

I heard Diego Maradona did that once and set the sprinklers off. I cant remember where?

[Melbourne Cobbler]

Tell a lie, just remember where I heard it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LqiX6eJ9im4&feature=share

[guest3338]

I once dressed an ulcer on the Perineum of a patient in our care. Between the anus and genitals. Lovely little job 😀😀

Fournier's gangrene?
A rare side effect of a drug I've just started taking for a heart condition.
Thought I knew medical stuff but how the fcuk does that work?
I'll describe it all in greater detail if it strikes me down.